Best of Craigslist: Six-Foot Bugs Bunny; ‘Sexy Cleaning Lady’ Sought

The following items and postings were found on Craigslist for the Naperville, Lisle and Woodridge area. Note: Patch has no control over the status of these posts on Craigslist and how long they remain available.

Six-Foot Bugs Bunny 

Eh, what’s up, Doc? How about this man-sized Bugs Bunny plush doll, $400 in Wheaton—not a bad price for your very own enormous wascally wabbit! Seller reports him in good condition, and the picture looks quite huggable. We just hope you have a heady supply of carrots on-hand; a big Bugs could probably go through quite a few.

“Sexy Cleaning Lady” Sought 

“Looking for a weekly cleaning lady to clean my condo… Must be good looking and have [a] cute outfit.” Well, that’s interesting, anonymous person from Lisle. But if that sounds like exactly the gig you’ve been dreaming of, he (or she?) promises “more than fair” compensation. 

$2,000 Reward for Missing Kitty

This Naperville family couple could probably buy about a dozen cats for the $2,000 reward they’re offering for lost little black Kiki, but “he is part of our family… he is very missed and we just want him back!” Aww, that’s enough to not mind the picture of the poor kitty wearing baby clothes in a stroller. Kiki is microchipped and neutered, not declawed. Please give this family a call if you have any leads!

80-Year-Old Japanese Chest 

Google gives me no leads on who “Sensai Tunsa” (or “Sensei,” for that) is, but this authentic antique (pre-1930s) chest of drawers from the Land of the Rising Sun does have some remarkably cool designs. It’s priced at a whopping $6,000, but if that’s a good price for you for a relic of the Japanese Empire, get in touch with the Woodridge seller. 

Free Wood in Lisle

Thomas cut up tree. Thomas give away free wood from Lisle. Come get free wood in Lisle from Thomas. What you do with it is up to you. 

Old-School “Asteroids Deluxe” Machine 

“Asteroids” is one of the most important arcade games ever release, and “Asteroids Deluxe,” released in 1981, has all the same space rock-shooting action from the original, plus a few updates. This original coin-op machine still “works great,” and is going for $1,000 from Woodridge. No less, “otherwise I’d rather keep it.”

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